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communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

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tommypickles:

hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you

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sixpenceee:

OK SO I SAW THIS AND I JUST TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.

OH MY GOD

Where I got it from

THERE ARENT TEARS IN MY EYES NOPE NOPE NOPE

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corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

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aspio:

playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again

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"So what if I’m wandless? I’ll punch you right in the bloody nose, OH WAIT."

James Potter’s last words probably (via its-a-punundrum)

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jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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ofhousehoechlin:

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

#well good thing you’re the Winter Soldier   #because that’s one hell of a burn (via paradisdesbilles)

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